“CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING” It was morning. My alarm was attempting to wake me up. I had chosen the sound of wind chimes during a more sober time, because they are peaceful. But on […]
Category: Dating Diaries
The Bumbler — Part Three: A Blurry Night
Part Three — I jumped up out of bed and grabbed my belongings. It must have looked like I was jolted awake by an unseen force. “What’s up?” she asked with valid curiosity. […]
The Bumbler — Part Two: She Likes Her Angles
When I woke up the next day, I planned to assume my usual pre-wedding practice of house hunters until Nancy approached me. “Get up! We’re making party favors!” Nancy exclaimed. Shit. She began to make […]
The Bumbler — Part One
I just got out of a relationship. It didn’t end well. Actually I’m not even sure if I could call it a reltionship. Let’s just say the dynamics of the whole thing were rather unorthodox […]
Dating Diaries —
I lead a pretty interesting romantic life. That doesn’t mean anything sexual or crude, just means what it means — interesting. Here I’ll talk about my experiences in the dating world and what I have […]